@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.
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@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
@Ristolable: "Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs
@iwearaonesie: *wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*
@Naked_Wombat: Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you.