@LocalEmoMom: the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
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@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler
@FlyJ_: I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas.