@breatheandlove: The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre…they are back in style now.
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@ceejoyner: If you don't like your son, grab a football and tell him to go long. Never throw it. He's gone now.
@Cheeseboy22: My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him.
@RyanHolmquist: Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then
@amelialikesyou: In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint