@TheTweetOfGod: The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.
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@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
@DirtMcTurd: Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."
@Underchilde: If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren’t about superheroes?
@WheelTod: Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live.