@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
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@MrsTomServo: Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.
@Book_Krazy: Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!
@TheDailySchmuck: Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste. Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks.
@FBSisnothere: You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist