@DamienFahey: The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number.
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@somewhatalady: "Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."
@Token_Geezer: Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that
@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.