@imchriskelly: The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th.
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@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
@emireecraire: Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter