@imchriskelly: The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th.
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@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.
@SteveDutzy: Clark Kent is such a hipster. He has fake glasses, still uses phone booths, & prides himself as being the only one who hasn't seen Superman