@iamfase: The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with.
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@jon_albo: Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers.
@lbcoen: Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.
@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.