@PeachyPixel8: The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers.
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@JohnLyonTweets: I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic