@juliussharpe: The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
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@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@HatfieldAnne: Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let’s see what else is lying around first.
@jwoodham: Before I do anything important, I always ask myself "would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"
@Brampersandon_: Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.