@juliussharpe: The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target.
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@abbycohenwl: Gramma: When I was your age, a candy bar was a nickel Me: That sounds really hard to swallow
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
@joshgondelman: I hope Bitcoin is like Snapchat in that people stop talking about it before I have to learn what it is.