@MommaUnfiltered: The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years.
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@Midgetspar: It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.
@shutupmikeginn: I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, "mind if I join?"
@OkieGirl405: I changed my relationship status to "I'm sharpening my knives" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit
@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.