@MommaUnfiltered: The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years.
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@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
@thebeckyard: Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth.
@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.