@Sarcasmo718: The guy I just cut off thinks he's gonna destroy my car with high beams.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done.
@mattytalks: She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen
@man_spach: My favorite Skrillex song is the one where he drops a spoon into the garbage disposal and steps on a cat's tail.