@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now?
@varoon_singh: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
@trevso_electric: If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say "congratulations on your first book!"