@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.
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@PhuckinCody: [walks into interview wearing light up Sketchers] WALMART INTERVIEWER: whoa I didn't know corporate was coming
@juneohara65: The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.
@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?