@dumbbeezie: The guy who named peacocks was never allowed to name anything again
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@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.
@AbbyHasIssues: How to put on deodorant: 1. Apply deodorant. 2. Wait two seconds. 3. Try and remember if you put on deodorant. 4. Reapply deodorant.