@WyanRilson: The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to
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@baseballchickie: First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)
@iwearaonesie: son: What’s taking dad so long? me *pretending I’m looking for something in the trunk because I pulled the wrong fucking lever* wife: He’s acting like he meant to open the trunk instead of the fuel door release
@leechee420: Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.