@WyanRilson: The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to
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@Pink: There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot
@yaboybillnye: WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT
@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.