@MisfitMuse: The heart is a barefoot child that keeps running in and out of traffic.
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@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.
@Douchekevin: I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed.
@ddsmidt: My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind.