@adamlucidi: The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead.
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@edfoxcomedy: "Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms
@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
@dressingperfect: some girls have will power to get up an hour early for class to contour and sometimes I wonder if a shower is worth losing 20 mins of sleep
@GrillinChillin9: Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily.