@CroweJam: The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.
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@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@WKirkMarshall: (meeting for naming cereal) "List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired." "Honey, bunches of oats–" "I think we're done here."