@TheTalkingPipe: The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security.
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@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.
@imadepoopstoday: "Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at.
@hipstermermaid: 1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!
@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.