@qwertygirl: The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
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@sucittaM: You say "tomato", I say "flamingo". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored.
@Nikkeya08: I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping..
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.
@Douchekevin: Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race.