@ChaseMit: The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one.
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@meganamram: I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's "Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED," not "Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"
@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
@sucittaM: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
@NoorShamma: Understand men, or die trying. Or try dying. Or quit trying. Or lie crying. Or cry tweeting. Or tweet trying, to understand men.