@ChaseMit: The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one.
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@Bob_Janke: Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes
@PinkCamoTO: If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a piñata.
@DaHess1: A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.