@ChaseMit: The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one.
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@ericsshadow: [final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*
@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.
@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.