@ChaseMit: The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one.
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@Thynebear: [wife walks in on me showering] "Why are you wearing swim trunks?" No reason. [she glares at me] SO MY TEMPORARY TATTOOS DON'T COME OFF OKAY
@Rollmaninoz: Cop: we found this dead cat stuffed in the the photocopier Detective: OMG, another victim of the copy cat killer
@lawrence_bear: Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room.