@ChaseMit: The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one.
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@Dutch_50: Denied candy because I "didn't wear red". Kicked out of the office because I "didn't wear pants". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules.
@brendohare: Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
@LoveNLunchmeat: Yesterday my daughter asked how babies are made, and I gave such a terrible explanation she now thinks babies come from eggs.