@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
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@NYC_Blonde: Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?
@Colleen1913: Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!
@suntzufuntzu: Me: [Advancing my knight] How much to build a hotel on this square? Grim Reaper: First, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves.