@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheRolo: Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to "Vintage Hams"] Hipster: I'll take 4
@JessicaVarsity: I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared.