@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
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@TheAlexP: *getting escorted out of a Chuck E. Cheese* Listen buddy, This beer told me I could dance.
@TheChalls: Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but "Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed" seems extreme.