@TravLeBlanc: The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun.
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@amyistrouble: Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me.
@El_nacho_Nigre: Legend has it if u whisper IKEA 3x in the mirror an extra screw will appear & you'll be haunted by the piece of furniture you ill-assembled.
@Darylch: Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.
@Book_Krazy: Call me crazy but "dropping the ball" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year.