@huntigula: the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit
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@piplips: If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names.
@KrangTNelson: stop saying “newspaper editors are only interested in content that causes a lot of uproar” when we all know that newspaper editors are only interested in pictures of spiderman
@E_lok44: The only lyrics I can make out in the song "Informer" are "Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow". Not 100% sure though.