@huntigula: the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit
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@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@KenJennings: If you're American & I ever hear you use the word "whilst," this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock.
@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.