@missrobotnik: The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, "Sup, my knittas?!"
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@mattZillaaaa: I was really upset today but then a friend said "don't be upset" so now I'm not upset anymore
@mydmac: According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
@jp_mcdade: Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead.
@angrypumpkins: I was like, "How many times do I have to repeat myself? I feel like a broken record!". They were like, "What's a broken record?".