@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."
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@TheBoydP: I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@PaperWash: If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart.