@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."
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@iheartgunts: Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.
@lucascomedian: I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time.
@RichardDawkins: Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.