@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."
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@TheSomeGuyShow: If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don't judge her, you're also eating at Applebees.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@rockymomax: [having sex] HER: talk dirty to me ME: I've been wearing the same underwear for weeks HER: no, I mean- ME: I drink my own bath water