@Vice_Queen: The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
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@TheSharona06: Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you.
@TheMichaelRock: What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?