@NoraGalora: The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
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@slimmy_shady: I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing.
@DadandBuried: As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime.
@turdfailure: I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me