@NoraGalora: The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
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@heyevergreen: Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans
@NinjaSweatpants: Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
@DirtMcTurd: [Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
@breatheandlove: The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre…they are back in style now.