@NoraGalora: The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us.
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@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.
@Adyaces: The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive.
@numbertze: If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes