@Willie1derful: The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew.
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@LovestruckLayla: So I have one coworker who uses "irregardless" and another who uses "unappropriate" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people.
@david8hughes: [at ultrasound] Dr [preparing gloves]: are you allergic to latex? Me: yeah that's why we're here
@oscarewilde: doctor: do you have any questions? me: would a lucky talisman made of eggs be called an omulette? doctor: i meant about your antidepressants