@Willie1derful: The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew.
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@Reverend_Scott: BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]
@iRowlf: All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery.
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.