@livlivme_do: The lord giveth, and the lord slappeth that shit right out of your hands.
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@superdadatron: Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
@Deurb1: I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade...
@Overdue_Bills: Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night.