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@Scorpio1080: The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever

The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t  be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5.  #PowerballFever

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