@ddsmidt: The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter.
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@meganamram: Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's "cool," but when I do I'm "lying"
@bloodysurgeon1: The glove snap before the prostate exam isn't necessary. We just do that to mess with you.
@zachreinert03: I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate