@RVGisFUNNY: I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
@david8hughes: [moses parts sea]
Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids
Moses: thats my only trick
@jakelikesnaps: *leans in for a kiss*
DENTIST: stop that
@swiftenhaal: Carp we hit an iceberg!
What am I herring? This scampi true!
Whale I squid you not
Oh cod I can't die
Waterboat me? You're so shellfish
Fin
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