@WritingWilkie: The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house.
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@lisaxy424: I'm at the point in my life where "friend with benefits" just means a person who gives me their Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.
@Jandalize: I always carry a condom. I never know when things are going to get hot & heavy & I'll have to throw a sturdy water balloon at someone.
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Sir... I know, I know. Why is my dog dri- Cop: WHY IS YOUR DOG DRIVING I threw the ball too far during fetch Cop: Fair enough