@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
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@AndyAsAdjective: my dance moves can best be described as "did that dude just try to leap frog?" & "whoa that's a lot of blood" & "is he still alive?"
@_MoonWinx_: 32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?
@UncleDuke1969: [first date] ME: Do you want children? HER: Yes! ME: Me too. HER: That’s great! ME: [gestures to next table] How ‘bout those? HER: What- ME: *whispers* Where are you parked?