@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
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@CaseyMichelle__: Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here
@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
@FattMernandez: I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods.
@XplodingUnicorn: My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?