@SummerCandyEyes: The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck.
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@jazmasta: There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
@WilliamRodgers: Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy
@P_o_n_k: BEAR: You tryna fight, bro? SHARK: Just name a place BEAR: Parking lot. 4 o' clock. Come alone SHARK: Like...like an underwater parking lot?