@darinlovesbacon: The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
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@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.
@cosmicbibi: My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
@FakeDeanAccount: Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be? A: The drummer from the Muppets, next question.