@darinlovesbacon: The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
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@NotthatAdamWest: Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence.
@aksorojas: Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl who perfected her right eyebrow but not the left one.