@darinlovesbacon: The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
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@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
@SumbodyShootMe: My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love.
@errdayhustlah: According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.