@dysondoc: The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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@JustinGuarini: Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with "I love you?" Oh yeah me neither.
@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@iamspacegirl: "Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.