@TheTweetOfGod: "The new Star Wars comes out in two years". (Luke 20:15).
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@iwearaonesie: Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all! Good job!" once you reach a certain age
@nonsensetwit: My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying "try again bro."