@TheTweetOfGod: "The new Star Wars comes out in two years". (Luke 20:15).
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@NathanBgood: He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on.
@GensPlace: Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath.
@AimeeHelene1: I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?