@MenCodes: The New Yorker has 0 chill
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@Sickayduh: The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. "Too pudgy to be a terminator" says one woman.
@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear
@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun