@funnyordie: The occupations on 'The Bachelorette' are getting out of hand.
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@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@Cidisn: Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes.
@rolldiggity: Even scarier than seeing a shark fin in the water is seeing a lion mane, because you know the chase isn't over once you reach land.