@funnyordie: The occupations on 'The Bachelorette' are getting out of hand.
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@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.
@AngelaEhh: Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders
@RexHuppke: My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: "That's mathematically impossible." Anyhoo, we're divorced now.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?" Nurse: "B positive." Doctor: "Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."