@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
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@Michael1979: If you fear that a giraffe has killed your wife and stolen her identity, these are the signs to look out for:
@BrettDruck: Her: I'm so wet Him: I'm so hard Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves.
@DevilryFun: I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better.