@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
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@ozzyunc: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, & acceptance: the five stages of watching them put lettuce on your sandwich at Subway.
@BoomBoomBetty: I get it, Kevin McCallister. I, too, sometimes wish my family would disappear and leave me home alone with my own cheese pizza.
@AimeeHelene1: "And this is my creepy husband, John." (The way my friend should introduce her husband)