@Leslie_Annie: The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed.
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@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
@AaronFullerton: "Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."
@Juicedballs: My wife dared me to yell out "HURRY UP HAYDEN" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn.