@sixfootcandy: The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over.
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@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
@Playing_Dad: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
@juneohara65: "The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in." ~my mother after a few drinks