@sixfootcandy: The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over.
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@WalkingOutside: I've never simultaneously loved something so much and wanted it to shut up as badly as I do with my kids.
@charstarlene: Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
@Rachrinc: I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake