@shariv67: The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need.
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@ilovepie84: My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus
@Marlebean: Today, a man looked me right in the face & said "You're not hot!" Actually it was a cop &he said "Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."