@shariv67: The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need.
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@crunchenhanced: I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
@Freeman4all33: It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii
@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.
@david8hughes: I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever.