@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
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@carlyken: "Mom, what does married mean?" Taking naps together "Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?" No, that means he's getting divorced
@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
@AnOrangeSNES: How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO
@POTerritory: Him: You put feathers of a crow in this drink? Me: Yes, I made sure they all came from 1 crow. It's... Him: Please don't. Me: ...single molt