@TheDairylandDon: The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine.
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@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@AnkCoupleTO: I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
@Holy_Mowgli: [God creating Neil deGrasse Tyson] Neil deGrasse Tyson: actually that's not how it happened
@Spotzwoj: The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.