@VirgoSherry: The only thing I want written on my tombstone is "I'm standing right behind you."
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@ninjadinosaur1: I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out.
@t0shiba: Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'
@ericsshadow: [my son threatens to run away after I take away his iPad] "Here $60. It's all I have. Call if you need more."
@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.