@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.
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@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.
@WilliamAder: Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said "Take on an empty stomach" so, not yet.
@brunopieroni: I left my Kindle on the train. This would have never happened if I was carrying 8 bookshelves full of books with me like in the old days.