@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.
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@thenatewolf: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.
@NoogsCorner: Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine.
@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.