@CulturedRuffian: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween.
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@13spencer: Everybody is a kid of some decade, but "90's kids" are the only ones who are annoying about it.
@naazihah: Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses. Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one.
@fuzzlime: I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again.
@Neauxpe: The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle.